April 3rd 2010
The year...1969, in the temperate Bruzzy valley of Tallarook at Boogie 4, the United States of America and the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics struggled to become the first to play golf on the moon. The great tumultuous SPACE RACE. Americans were driven by their publicly funded $65 million investment in a space pen and their 76% chance of finding a tofu based life form. More importantly....U...S...A....U...S...A....U...S...PER SE?! If you will....

The Soviets, appearing from behind the great imposing cardboard curtain, with their space rocket. Made out of potatoes and fueled by vodka... also made of potatoes. The real strength of the soviet people became apparent when they brought out their secret weapon. Whilst the Americans were content with sending a monkey to space, the Soviets decided that a bear is; 'Bear much of strong of much efficient'. After all, the Bear is able to tear a hole in the stratosphere and reduce the amount of fuel required for the round trip.

Music for this grand encounter was provided by the mediating power house 'THE HYBERNATORS'. The infamous head of this outfit "Fabrice D’Accord", kicked his troupe into action with punk-rock soaked freedom fries fury. The cardboard mayhem had begun.