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December 26th 2009
Prior to Boxwars 15, an email was sent out to you all asking; ARE YOU ROBOT ENOUGH? You sent nothing back. We defaulted your probable answer to ".....who is this?". Having not understood your reply we went out to recruit real Robots of war for our battle. Now, some of you may be asking why robots would chance reason to invade?.... maybe to learn the secrets of humans? NO! It is for the prevention of materials used to create toasters! What sick robot wants to be defiled in the way that toasters are? Silly humans!
We apologise, we're computing the wrong mathematical equation.............mmmm42......back to the invasion though.... Boxwars 15 was the epicentre of a gigantic robotic invasion. Soon mere mortals where enslaved to spectate a scuffle that started between the overlords. This was started over whether or not the 1 came before the 0. Of course this is stupid because binary does not take into account the number 3. One obvious example of our exceptional predominance.... Bobo, a children's robot, became excited during proceedings and armed his 'Destructo Laser'(tm). That is when the microchip hit the cooling fan and the excessive memory load was dumped!