Stage Battle 6
Peasant Uprising Over Brutal Realisation of Being Fighting Down on Hierarchy
October 6 2007 (during the events of the 'Global Soviet Military Confidential Summit of Popularity')
Fellow box fans... the first re-enactment of actual history by the academically acclaimed box warriors. The council has elected to dub this form of rigid history telling art; 'Histrebattleenactabator'..... for simplicity we will from now on substitute Histrebattleenactabator with just "H". eg. In this H Boxwars was H'ed in H
In this Histrebattleenactabator, Boxwars shows us the terrible plight of the Russian military commodores. Who during their era of unrivaled red power, were selectively and brutally targeted by their very own peasants. They were dubbed 'slave laborers' by these unforgivably pitiless workers. It is common folk law that Ruski peasants believed it was unfair that 1.6 billion potatos need be harvest by Thursday. What follows in this spellbinding Histrebattleenactabator tale of lust, greed and power, is the torment of these defenseless* commodores, tossed to the ravages of the common people.
Thanks to rocking tunes by the Hybernators, the musical theme of this Histrebattleenactabator was kept to a non-communist vibe...the fascist crowd can get overly sensitive! Also, thanks to the punters of the crowd who volunteered to be Ruski peasant's, and vs the cleverly disguised Boxwars Council. Your contorted faces will never be forgotten.Odd Fact: Boxwars has received from the good peoples of the U.S.S.R, not one potato since holding this event!
*All Russian commodores came with (1)standard issue over-sized Tank.